Orlando! Orlando!
Where you dey?
Orlando talk say e dey come now
But e go disappear like magic show
E go send message, 'I dey road'
But three weeks later, e still dey for house o
Traffic jam, na im excuse
But everybody know say na lie loose
E dey promise, e dey swear
But Orlando time no dey anywhere
One to three week! Na your 'I dey come' be that!
Orlando, where you dey? We don tire wait!
One to three week! Na your 'on my way' be that!
Broda, just tell us truth, make we no waste our time!
You go call am for party, e go say yes
But when party don finish, na im e go dress
E go say, 'Hold on, I don reach junction'
But junction wey far pass London!
Orlando, your watch don spoil?
Or you dey use calendar wey get extra oil?
We love you die, but abeg o
Next time just talk true, make we know!
One to three week! Na your 'I dey come' be that!
Orlando, where you dey? We don tire wait!
One to three week! Na your 'on my way' be that!
Broda, just tell us truth, make we no waste our time!
Orlando, we dey wait o
But no worry, we go see you next year!