Oh yeah, easy now
Listen to the story of the messy seat, yeah
Jah bless
I was walking into the Bejin bus, feeling so fine
Looking for a little snack to ease my mind
I didn't see the cup sitting on the chair
Now there's strawberry creamy trouble everywhere
Oh what a sticky situation indeed
Not the kind of comfort that a dreadlock need
Sat on the yogurt, oh what a day
Now Kelvin is laughing and pointing my way
He calls me Yogurt Balms, yes that's the name
Yogurt Balms, it's a sticky game
Yeah, Kelvin calls me Yogurt Balms
It was cool and refreshing but in the wrong place
You should have seen the look upon my face
Kelvin started chanting, spreading the joke
A funny little vibe for the reggae folk
No more sitting down without looking first
But we turn the embarrassment into a verse
Sat on the yogurt, oh what a day
Now Kelvin is laughing and pointing my way
He calls me Yogurt Balms, yes that's the name
Yogurt Balms, it's a sticky game
Yeah, Kelvin calls me Yogurt Balms
Yogurt Balms, yeah
Easy now Kelvin, don't rub it in
One love, oh yeah