Afro beats love song
(Tempo: Upbeat, highly energetic Zambian Kalindula / Afro-Pop dance track)(Instrumentation: A bouncing, cheeky bassline, fast-paced conga drums, and a whistling synthesizer that sounds like a whistle-blower)(Verse 1)Look at the screen, the blue ticks are glowingThe brothers’ confessions are freely flowingThe boys opened up like a budget reportBut the sisters are playing a defensive sport!Are you worried your husbands are holding the phone?Or is it that nobody walked you back home?You’re sitting in silence, just checking the viewsLike an accountant who’s hiding the bad financial news!(Chorus)Oh, Nkumbi sisters, are you scared or what?The boys bared their hearts, but your lips are shut!Did you have no crushes in two-thousand-and-seven?Or were you just studying your way into heaven?Unlocks the vaults, let the names break freeUnless you were crushing on the lecturer, we see!(Verse 2)Maybe the truth is a bitter pill to swallowMaybe you were chasing after Mr. Malambo!Or maybe the boys that you loved back thenHave grown big bellies and are no longer tens!You are dropping emojis of monkeys hiding eyesBut we know you are masking your panic and surpriseAudit the feelings, don't cook the booksTell us who gave you those romantic looks!(Chorus)Oh, Nkumbi sisters, are you scared or what?The boys bared their hearts, but your lips are shut!Did you have no crushes in two-thousand-and-seven?Or were you just studying your way into heaven?Unlocks the vaults, let the names break freeUnless you were crushing on the lecturer, we see!(Bridge)Is it a secret? Or did no one pick you?Ah, sisters, the tension is splitting the crew!The brothers are brave, they are heroes todayWhile the accountancy ladies are running away!Type the name! Press send! Let it go!Stop acting like you didn't love a guy we know!(Spoken Outro over a groovy drum beat)Abaice! Balance the accounts!Sisters, your silence is looking highly suspicious.Are we going to call in an external auditor to find out who you liked?Don't hide behind the WhatsApp mute button!We are waiting!(Track ends with a loud, mocking laugh and a final bass thud)