(Ayy, yoh! Mukwai, balance the books!)
Nkumbi Class of 2006, what is going on here?
Mayo!
The WhatsApp group is buzzing, fire is alight
Nkumbi College class of 2006 staying up all night
The brothers took the stage, they bared their inner soul
Naming all their college crushes, laughter start to roll!
But look at the accountancy desk, the ladies sit in peace
They zipped their lips so tight, the secrets won't release!
(Yoh! No confession!)
Oh, accountancy ladies, why you keeping quiet? (Why?)
The boys have confessed, the group is in a riot!
But the funniest part of this Nkumbi college tale
The men are pointing fingers at another fellow male!
Yes, the brothers are confused, the campus wires crossed
Crushing on the mandem in the WhatsApp group we lost!
(Mayo! This is boza!)
The ledger doesn't balance, the math is looking strange
The brothers' declarations have taken quite a change
Instead of naming sisters from the lecture room back then
They are choosing fellow WhatsApp brothers over and over again!
"That one was my lady! That guy was my girl!"
The whole accountancy group is spinning in a whirl!
The women are just watching, laughing in the shade
At the wild confusion that the brothers just made!
Nkumbi accounting, the audit is complete
The ladies won the game, they didn't face defeat!
But brothers, check your charts, look closely at the screen!
You're crushing on the mandem in the WhatsApp scene!
(Laughter, yoh! Balance the books!)