Somebody hold me before I talk!
Caman Shearer, wetin you dey find?
Every man wey smile, you don dey blind
Peanuts small, you don give am sign
You no get value for your own mind
They call you phone, you don dey run
Mrs Tester, testing every son
Your body count dey rise like sun
Abi you wan count am one by one?
Caman Shearer oh! Who send you?
Every Tom and Harry don test you
How you go fit stay for man house?
When the list long pass warehouse!
Chai Caman Shearer! E choke!
You dey kill yourself, e no be joke
Chai Caman Shearer! See wahala!
Mrs Tester, this one na gbege!
Any man wey laugh with you small
You don ready give am your all
You no dey think say e go cost?
Sista, abeg, you don lost!
Your body e be say na free sample
Everybody don carry ample
No respect, no proper example
Caman, when you go wise? Give me answer!
Caman Shearer oh! Who send you?
Every man for street don test you
How you go settle for one man house?
When your history pass madhouse!
Chai Caman Shearer! Person pikin!
Mrs Tester... e choke!